Friday, August 26, 2011

What's in your Glimmerglass?

Mr. Ian Garner of Ripe, U.K., our roving opera correspondent, has taken up the challenge of New York's Glimmerglass Festival to blend operas and beer.

Mr. Garner has stirred the brew to bring Mozart, Rossini and Britten into the pub with these works:

"Die Entfuhrung aus dem Ser-ale"
"La Donna del Lager"
And our favorite for a pint:  "Billy Budweiser."

Our Ripe reporter also suggested an aria, "Lager al Factotum," Figaro's show-stopper from "The Barber of Seville," with this notation: "Lager ma non Troppo"--lager, but not too much, which he writes, "is always good advice, I think."

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Ray Noble addendum

Further to notes on composer-bandleader Ray Noble, posted a few days ago, this item:

On one of his last albums ("Dream a Little Dream," 1994) Gerry Mulligan included a ballad he called "Noblesse."  In the liner notes, Mulligan wrote "Ray Noble was a song writer and a band leader for whom I had great admiration. He came here [to the USA] in the Thirties from England, and subsequently his band was home to many famous musicians of the time, including Benny Goodman, Tommy Dorsey, Jimmy Dorsey, Claude Thornhill, and many more. He wrote a number of memorable tunes, of which the best known to jazz audiences is 'Cherokee.' 'Noblesse' is my tribute to Ray Noble." 

Friday, August 19, 2011

Arias & Suds

The Glimmerglass Festival, an annual summer opera event on Oisego Lake in northern New York, has launched a competition involving beer. No, not how much can be consumed, attractive as that might be to some. This competition is for the creation of a new beer. 

Francesca Zambello, festival artistic director, says, "Opera and beer have a long history, with many drinking arias and choruses. One of the gems of our area is the superb Brewery Ommegang, and I am proud our organizations can work in tandem to create one special brew."

Amateur brewmasters are asked to "describe your perfect beer, one that brings together your appreciation for both opera and beer." For the whole frothy story, go to glimmerglass.org/the-festival/beer-creation-contest/.

This summer's festival is staging four operas, including "Medea" and the not-quite-opera "Annie Get Your Gun," with--wait for it--Wagnerian superstar Deborah Voigt as Annie Oakley. We look forward to her rendition of "Anything You Can Brew, I Can Brew Better."

Program suggestions for festival planners: "The Brewer of Seville," "The Bartered Brewer," "Die Meisterbrewer von Nuremberg," and anything by Giacomo Meyerbeer.

And now I believe it's your turn to spring for a round.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Noble Ray Noble

Listening the other evening to a performance of "The Very Thought of You" by Kenny Barron and Charlie Haden, we thought again of Ray Noble, who composed that song, along with some sixty others, but is, it seems, seldom remembered in the way that, say, Hoagy Carmichael and Cole Porter, are remembered.

Jazz musicians admire Noble's noble work, from "Cherokee," a great vehicle for both Charlie Barnet and Charlie Parker, to "The Touch of Your Lips," one of Bill Evans's favorite ballads. Among Noble's other songs: "I Hadn't Anyone Till You," "Love is the Sweetest Thing" and "Goodnight, Sweetheart," always the last number played at 1940s high school dances. (Or so we are told by persons who recall that era.)

Noble's first success--at age twenty--was as an orchestrator.  At twenty-two, he was music director of the record company that is now EMI. Born in England, he moved, in 1934, to New York, taking with him singer Al Bowlly and drummer Bill Harty. He put together a band that included Claude Thornhill, Will Bradley, Bud Freeman, Charlie Spivak and yes--Glenn Miller. They opened at the Rainbow Room atop the RCA/Radio City Building, a gig leaders would have killed for. Increasingly rare recordings can still be found. 

Ray Noble became best known to the world at large as music director for Edgar Bergen's network radio show, in which he, along with Nelson Eddy and others, became foils for Charlie McCarthy's lethal humor. He even wrote the Mortimer Snerd theme--not on quite the same plane as "Cherokee." 

Remembered now are those lovely ballads. Let's hope their composer will be remembered as well. 

Name Change for Right Wing

The extreme right wing of the US Republican Party has announced a name change, to further differentiate its policies from those of the Democratic Party. Spokesperson Erwin Stroud said, "From this time on, our candidates will proudly bear the title 'Americans Not All Liberals,' or ANAL."

Stroud continued, "We believe that voters who support such candidates as Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann and Newt Gingrich will embrace ANAL."  

And now, today's Travel Tip: When boarding an airplane, make sure you are not seated next to Gerard Depardieu.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Literary Quotation grabbag

Another slow day at the Digressions Depot, therefore a clutch of quotations:

"The ideal view for daily writing, hour on hour, is the blank brick wall of a cold-storage warehouse." -- Edna Ferber.

"He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him."  -- Oscar Wilde on George Bernard Shaw. 

"Poets aren't very useful/Because they aren't consumeful or produceful."  -- Ogden Nash.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Silly Season Officially Opened in USA

Michele Bachman, described by Andy Borowitz as the candidate preferred by Republicans who find Sarah Palin "too cerebral," has won the Iowa Straw Poll, a fundraising nonevent that should be taken about as seriously, writes The New Yorker's Ryan Lizza, as a corn on the cob eating contest.

(You can tell it's a slow day here when the best lines are swiped from other writers.)

Meanwhile, it is reported that Paul Ryan, the House of Representatives' Republican budget prestidigitator, is a disciple of Ayn Rand, author of "The Fountainhead" and "Atlas Shrugged." There is good news and bad news here. The good news is that one of the Tea Party heroes can read. The bad news is what he is reading.

A belief that there is something profound or literary in these novels is an adolescent condition like acne, which in most people is a temporary affliction. Ryan, however, has ordered his staff to read Rand's books. Surely there is something in the US labor code that forbids this.

And don't tell Stephen Harper, or soon all the Conservative MPs will have to read "The Wit and Wisdom of Preston Manning."

Friday, August 12, 2011

Watermelon Warning

Saskatchewan Roughriders fans, arriving at Vancouver's Empire Field last weekend, were informed that their watermelon helmets--headgear de rigueur for Roughies fans--were not allowed. Security staff explained that watermelons could become dangerous projectiles. 

Were this so, fans in Regina tonight, watching their team blow two sure touchdown chances within millimetres of the goal, then losing 45-28 to the Calgary Stampeders, might have been tempted to hurl their watermelons at the sputtering Green Machine. 

And this just in: CSIS reports that Iran may be stockpiling watermelons.  

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Harper Bossa Nova

Stephen Harper returns to Ottawa from Sao Paulo, bringing with him many memories, an enthusiasm for the bossa nova, and Carmen Miranda hats for Bev Oda, Leona Aglukkaq and John Baird.

"It was a successful trade mission to this new economic superpower," said a spokesman for the Prime Minister, "and everything went well, after that first address to Brazilian leaders." Mr. Harper had opened his remarks by saying, "I'm delighted to be in Brazil, where the nuts come from." The Prime Minister was surprised by his audience's reaction. "Can't understand it," he said. "Bob Rae told me they'd love the line." 

Later this week, Conservative Party leaders are expected to be entertained at a Brazilian Night Fiesta, where they will be served deep-fried plantains and non-alcoholic daiquiris, and the Prime Minister will sing a number of Brazilian-inspired songs, including "The Big White Dude from Ipanema," "One Vote Samba" and "They've Got an Awful Lot of Pesos in Brazil." 

Monday, August 8, 2011

Golf Dreams

"Where is human nature so weak as in a bookstore?" This memorable line, by Henry Ward Beecher, is on a bookmark from Jane Ross Books in White Rock, a shop we hope is still there.  It was in Jane Ross Books that our literary and golf editor acquired "Golf Dreams" by John Updike, a collection of wonderful pieces, fiction and nonfiction, by the extraordinarily prolific writer.  

"Golf Dreams" includes. among much else, the short story "Farrell's Caddie," recommended to all, even those who think a nine iron is something used to press pants.

One of our team sent a copy of "Golf Dreams" to Canon R.S.L. McAdam, his youthful spiritual mentor, and a dedicated golfer still playing in seniors tournaments in his nineties. There was no response, and our guy thought perhaps it had been unwise to send Updike to a conventional clergyman. You might say he had bogeyed his shot. 

But do check out "Golf Dreams." And meet us for a drink at the nineteenth hole.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Having the Last Word

Famous and not so famous last words:

Edmund Beckett Denison, later Lord Grimthorpe, designer of London's Big Ben: "We are low on marmalade."

Inscription on Frank Sinatra's tombstone: "The Best is Yet to Come."

We trust that Frank is right, and that Lord Grimthorpe will have an endless supply of marmalade. 

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Happy Birthday to the Pres.

Barrack Obama turns fifty today. "What a week," said the US President. "First I have to deal with the debt crisis, and now I get the midlife crisis."

The horoscope reading for President Obama (a Leo) is reassuring. According to the stars "an updated image will boost your confidence, and good things will happen if you strive for your goals. Your lucky numbers are 8, 14, 20, 22, 29, 37 and 42." "I am hoping," said the Pres, "for 2012 to be lucky."

Vice-President Joe Biden burst into the oval office carrying a basketball covered with penuche frosting and sang out, "Happy birthday, Mr. President! In your honor, I have organized a tea party!"

"Thanks, Joe," said the President. reaching for a Nicorette. "But skip the Tea Party."

Monday, August 1, 2011

Bok Choy Day

August 1 was established as a provincial holiday in 1974 under the government of Dave Barrett. It was designated as "BC Day," BC standing for "Barrett's Choice." Later, under Gordon Campbell, BC Day became known as "Big Cheese Day." And, said Premiere Campbell, "I am the Big Cheese."

Residents of Richmond, however, know that the designation "BC" really stand for Bok Choy. Get that Mongolian Hot Pot going, and stir in lots of bok choy! (Bad Chicken Day has been scratched.)